Preliminary Stats

According to Apple Health that was aided in part by an old Apple Watch 6 that is, for inexplicable reasons, blue. It will be replaced on Thursday by an ugly-in-a-different-way Apple Watch Ultra 2, in what is at least a respectable Titanium finish.

13,173 steps

88 minutes of moderate-intensity exercise | 551 calories

180.4 lbs

*Also of note, I made the mistake of wearing cotton boxers to work out on a treadmill. The current state of my ass is “rather chafed.”